reblog if u an emotional crybaby but yr also heartless & have no feelings
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“what will your kids think of that tattoo?”
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents didi’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel
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ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME
how awesome it would be if you could forget what you remember from a movie so you can rewatch it again and feel the same emotions you got the first time
I don’t understand how in movies when there’s some scene about someone sitting on the bus and thinking about life they just have their head rested against the window and it looks so calming and shit like no have you ever put your head against a window while the bus is moving it feels like your cranium is a blender and your brain is becoming a smoothie